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Auto Demotivational Poster


IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm, #245587
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm, #245539
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am, #242757
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am, #242755
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!


TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by jalford

red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm, #217836
Do they leak automatic tr*** fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm, #99119
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am, #98569
I reckon that would not end well for my p****...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am, #98565
Crap
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm, #98412
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?


FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.


TAGS: fully auto sh**gun
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm, #255498
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm, #239087
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm, #157661
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




OPTIMUS SLAM DUNKING - Your arguement is invalid.




SAILOR BOTS - Transform and Maaaaaake Up!




SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm, #224231
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am, #224150
In5pired


AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




GRIMLOCK - Him no bozo. Him king.




IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.


TAGS: wishes b***erflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm, #235637
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm, #235636
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am, #235633
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am, #235632
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am, #235631
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am, #235614
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


LASERS - Ion blasts are the right of all sentient beings.




WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive


TAGS: wedding man wife wal mart sports goods auto
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:57 pm, #194703
I was not married at walmart. If you need to know that is my slave standing next to the new wife.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:23 pm, #194695
second fom the bottom. Man: So what was your surprise dear? Oh god no, it's a trap!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:33 pm, #166380
6 degrees of seperation! I got this e-mail too!!
sickartist - March 22, 2010, 4:08 pm, #166348
Hey! I got married by an Elvis impersonator 5 "hunk of burning love" L's


TORQUE - It comes in small packages


TAGS: dragrace wheelies gremlin auto car
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sundog

Swampfox - October 20, 2012, 3:00 am, #240073
There was a street legal version of that where I grew up. Driver was in the back seat.


CONTEMPLATION -


TAGS: semi auto erotic asphyxiation
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:06 am, #133003
Asparagus? Ohhh I see. [Sigh] Another vegetable ruined.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:49 am, #132869
Aggy sent me this pic. He really is a team player. And he's a Mod now so if yous try to innuedo up that last bit, yer asparigus be banned right an proper.


DETROIT - Doesn't build junk Anymore


TAGS: cars 70s automobiles
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - May 16, 2012, 11:19 pm, #234758
It was junk.
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm, #234757
that still looks like junk
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm, #234756
that still looks like junk


A royal botching of an enema. -




GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS -




IF IKEA MADE CARS -


TAGS: ikea cars automotive
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - November 29, 2012, 11:38 am, #241040
You might be right, bigs, but that looks more like the Jaguar insignia on the grill…not the little horsy…..only been 40 yrs since I drove one, s-o-o-o
bigsouthfork - November 28, 2012, 10:21 pm, #241026
ferrari v12, looks like a 250 gt of some sort, maybe a 410 superamerica. very nice.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 8:09 pm, #240996
Dang, a V-12…I remember driving a ‘68 E-type. Candle light yellow…kinda faded into the sun at 140 mph…cops loved me….there’s a poster here isn’t there….


REGRETS -


TAGS: this is autobiographical mostly sigh
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 am, #186337
It's the worst flavor in the world, Cpn... hope you don't heal too quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:36 am, #186335
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A KANGARROO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell your friend the dingo, but there are babies here...........(lifetime has enough stories)
CpnKangaroo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am, #186334
thank you guys, its not all that bad, and pie it wasnt like that. just that im a dumbass really. no need to call people names that arent true, i appreciate the sentiment
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:46 am, #186296
Her last name was f-ing wh*** you tore my heart out. I know its a little to long but it earned you 5L. Good work Cpn. Salute!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:07 am, #186285
Better than my autobiographical one of this nature. 5L for that pain!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:06 am, #186284
Magnificent, Cpn!


GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.


TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm, #179516
ok, wtf?


PROFILING - Son, could you explain to me...... In what worlds, and what color the clouds are on it? That anyone could profile this CAR.




EBAY - "You won't believe what I just got for $24 bucks!"




MOOD TRANSFORMERS -


TAGS: megatron optimus prime autobots decepticons bumblebee
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by forseti

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 10:46 am, #199275
Ughhhhh....shaddup Chompers.
Chompers - October 21, 2010, 10:39 am, #199274
Hey guys, I showed up for the flame war, oh, I missed it again. DAMMIT!!!
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:13 am, #199273
so ended the lesson in semantics, done, fertig, acabado, rifinito. DONE! or be done
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #199272
is NOT one of Catholic. It's where they come from.
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #199271
(Last example, promise) Where are you from? Israel? So, you're ISRALI!! Because there are Christians in Israel. There are people whom have parents that are Catholic. G-Parents that are. It goes back hundreds of years in their family. But, their ETHNICITY
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:54 am, #199270
Keep pushing b***ons Adm. Jewish is being of the religion. I'm an American. My religion is Judaism. Jew. Oh, where is your family from? Canada? Your ethnicity is Canadian? But your Catholic? Where are you from? France? So, your ethnicity is g**? JK..kinda
culos - October 21, 2010, 7:17 am, #199260
O'Realy? A Russian Jewish girl dating a German, I'd call that pretty fooked up! :-) (but I agree with her that the second option would be the logical and most correct one)
forseti - October 21, 2010, 7:11 am, #199259
There is an issue I talked about with rerun some month ago: I have a friend and she's from Russia and Jewish. Would you call her a Jewish Russian or a Russian Jewess? She would prefer the last option, but her passport would prefer the first. *confused* ;)
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:17 am, #199226
hammerofhate, I am Jewish and it is an ethnicity. My parents were and their parents and so on.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:03 pm, #199187
Shalom!
pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:00 pm, #199172
why is it that i always these interesting conversations? d*** time differences
rerun - October 20, 2010, 5:14 pm, #199167

OK Bagel, knock off the critism until you have produced some of your own work
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:46 pm, #199146
I love reading rejection reasons. They're more entertaining than some of the posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:45 pm, #199145
Yeah.....I'm already thinking of more creative rejection reasons for you (nah, yer OK)
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:43 pm, #199144
I mean comments! They make comments look smarter.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:42 pm, #199143
That black and white pics make ph**os look smarter
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:41 pm, #199142
Meh. What are you trying to say?
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:38 pm, #199141
There it be
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:36 pm, #199139
I'm standing by....and I was about to go to bed...It better be good Neener.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm, #199138
This commentary has inspired another poster out of me. Stand by.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:23 pm, #199131
Nope. Still nothing. :-)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:21 pm, #199129
hi neener
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:20 pm, #199128
Morning cranky
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:19 pm, #199127
Would calling you a "no talent hack" or "pathetic comment wh***" offend you?.......you have no place to criticize until you've posted something....keep it up.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:17 pm, #199126
I am American. Jewish is a religion. Not an ethnicity. An Israli can be Israli, and not Jewish.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:16 pm, #199125
sigh...
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:15 pm, #199124
Blah blah..make a poster..whatever. And actually, Dead Sea Pedestrian is kind of funny. So, I would probably laugh.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:13 pm, #199123
Heeb, short for Hebrew. No. I wouldn't be. Now, call me Shylock, Bagel, Dial, Dead Sea Pedestrian, and Khazar and you would probably offend me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:08 pm, #199117
Heh..... And your past comments led me to believe you were American Hammer. How about you make at least 1 poster before criticizing others?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm, #199116
I like crackerofcrackers personally moooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm, #199113
if someone named themselves "hammerofHonkey". I'd take offense to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:01 pm, #199111
"Heeb" is a slur....regardless of your background........if I said it, would you be offended?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 1:59 pm, #199110
That has to be reruns favorite movie of all time!
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:52 pm, #199108
How is it a racial slur? I'm Jewish and it's my version of The Hebrew Hammer. From the movie of the same title.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:21 pm, #199105
also, I don't like the racial slur in your Nic.....any chance of changing it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:20 pm, #199104
We've strayed pretty far from "de-motivational"....we're more about The funny now. 3 lions.....almost 4.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:07 pm, #199103
I don't care that this is not demotivatational. It's completely AWESOME!


WELCOME INDIA! - Where the cows eat hay! And we drive auto rickshaws EVERYDAY!




GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -


TAGS: gta grand theft auto iv shirley temple glitch parody joke niko bellic
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Blake

DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:35 pm, #143926
Another one of his masterpieces


MotiFake -


TAGS: metafake 5l council automod acme robot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - January 21, 2014, 11:36 am, #252330
This is gold lol. 5L
GaryO - January 21, 2014, 8:30 am, #252327
So I get to the office, fire up fake, and cruise thru the first posters…..really good posters, from the ladies of the triad…masterpieces all…..then this….this…the coup de foudre. I am now utterly demotivated.
Greeny - January 21, 2014, 5:44 am, #252326
Hahaha - 5 days of Space detention!
lgvernon - January 21, 2014, 12:33 am, #252324

Great poster---but nah, I never put batteries on my tongue. I send em all to Priss!:5Guffaghs!
MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 11:42 pm, #252323
Good gawd dawg...my stomach hurts from laughing (except at Mr.M of course...brown nosing moment )A great big thanks for the needed laugh and 5L for all great poster.


In the Future -


TAGS: grand theft auto children zero tolerance police chase
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am, #250973
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am, #250972
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am, #250971
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am, #250970
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:46 am, #250949
I just wonder what the real story is behind the picture……...
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:51 pm, #250946
Good'n here


AUTOGRAPHS -


TAGS: getting an autograph silly ritual
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 30, 2013, 2:09 am, #249197
Thanks. I knew who he was and what movies he was in. My parents sent me to get it, they're hushing me because I was like "now what?" Got even more peeved when I heard "Kirk Douglas" isn't even his real name.
chickenlittle - August 30, 2013, 12:59 am, #249193
I agree, that is a pretty weird ritual! Good story.
EmilioDumphque - August 30, 2013, 12:45 am, #249192
Bravo! We are lead to believe many false things in life, and it's important to recognize them. Kirk was honoring your belief, but he would know best that his autograph wasn't really worth anything unless it was on a check.


ENJOY TODAY -




DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE - Makes a horse's ass out of you...


TAGS: car wreck horse auto accident
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:44 am, #241481
You should submit this to M.A.D.D. for their next ad campaign. Might get more seeing as how animals dying seem more important than people these days. 5L


INDECENT EXPOSURE - Automobile Style




score -


TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am, #255350
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


DELL BOOGEYING -


TAGS: ray charles planes trains automobiles
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:11 am, #226957
Brother Ray!


THATONECHICK - oh, Queen eh, very nice An' how'd you get that eh? By exploitin' the workers


TAGS: i thought we were an autonomous collective
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:07 pm, #153688
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, ThatOneChick, was to carry the BanHammer. THAT is why I am your Queen...5 mandate from the masses
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 11:25 am, #153679
Definitely a monarchy. Actually, a matriarchy.


MY LITTLE PONY - DUTIFUL & DILIGENT




THE FUTURE - Ain't what it used to be.


TAGS: cars automobile industry
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 12:01 pm, #242158
And nobody predicted home computers and the internet. Other predictions (ie: Space travel, robots ) have come out very different.


Auto-Atomic Wedgie -


TAGS: auto
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Sean



GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Should come with a box of tissues. All the whiners really need them. Seriously, stop sniveling already.


TAGS: grand theft auto iv
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

xxx - January 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #50484
im happy that there is at least 1 guy, who likes buying a crap....


T-PAIN - Just make music You're starting to act like a douchebag


TAGS: t pain top hat douchbag music auto tune
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Bri Bri

Shamrock - October 1, 2009, 2:43 pm, #123111
T-pain. Forget your attempt at music. The hoes on my corner have been mouthy since you left.
Fatty - February 2, 2009, 1:24 pm, #56544
"Music" no longer means what it used to LD, it used to involve talent and and know-how. Now it means- how willing are you to sell out, and will the kids buy it?
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 8:40 am, #56483
He makes music? Huh...if that don't beat all...


OVERCOMPENSATION - Even giant robots can feel inadequate.


TAGS: even giant robots can feel inadequate compensation transformers bumblebee autobot
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by J

Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 5:39 pm, #17633
"Have you seen my weiner?"


AUTOWASH - Now with clingfilm


TAGS: clingfilm fifth element autowash
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:58 pm, #100987
You're missing the 5th element...for a 5.
Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:48 pm, #20499
...Attempting to give a ****... ... ... ... Attempt failed!
aPauling - September 11, 2008, 1:33 pm, #20497
I love The Fifth Element because it had a lot of funny and original content. This motifake lacks both.


Automation! -


TAGS: automate
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - December 15, 2014, 8:40 am, #258871
Looks rather heavenish. Wunner how far away the salsa machines are.
Oldsod - December 14, 2014, 8:58 pm, #258855
...and increase your blood pressure.


Predictive Text -


TAGS: calendar goddonut frackingautocorrect kitty cats
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:56 am, #260615
The evil symbol fairy will allow 'puddy'. Of course 'biayches' works with this too! LOL!


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